Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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