I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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