So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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