Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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