i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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