I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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