Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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