I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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