let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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