Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
