he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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