Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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