Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
this will be a night to untag.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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