so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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