I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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