hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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