We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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