So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Randomize
