At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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