...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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