Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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