Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
More tranny stories later!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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