I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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