He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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