My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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