You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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