so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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