i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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