i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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