you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Reggie can tackle my bush.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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