i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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