your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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