this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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