sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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