Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
