She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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