I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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