This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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