im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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