the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Randomize
