let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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