jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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