Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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