Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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