You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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