My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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