Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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