And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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