Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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