oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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