My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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